Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Wait ... what?
I've just been using a box this whole time!
Reddit is leaking
Mom found the cum drawer
I'm a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.
Username checks out
Wait where's the bag?
Yeah where's the bag?
As an American, I too need to know where the bag went
As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.
That's udder nonsense!
And infuriate Canadians.
Do y'all think we don't have cum pitchers in the US? I know we're bad, but we're not savages.
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Thats a lotta cum buddy
You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy
This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.
Cum bidet
This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn't actually confuse anyone.
Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it's just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one's actually weirded out by it because of that.
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I hope you don't throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.
Everyone's confused buddy.
Is it because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it?
No, it is because it is not a gun.
Did you get that from your milk faucet?
For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s
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The only thing I'm confused by is that you thought this would confuse us...
I am Canadian and have lived in three provinces. I have never seen bagged fucking milk.
Head East, I grew on bag milk
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It's a pitcher of a picture of milk, what's not to get?
People in this comment section:
I'm not confused
Same people in this comment section:
what an oddly shaped milk jug
I know this. It’s a British microwave
They call them zappy zap sizzle cooks.
I'm Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.
Hi Canada, I'm Dad!
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The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.
All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.
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Me, non-American: what?
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