Hear me out: fursuit tails. You don't need to get a whole suit, you can just buy a tail too. It won't be exactly like having a fluffy tail because you can't feel it when someone touches it, but they're still very nice.

[–] AceCephalon@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

Or just your own tail, like a fluffy pillow, but anywhere.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No thanks, could you imagine the shedding?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or the dingleberries. Bad enough having a hairy ass but a tail as well? They'd also have to redesign toilets.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to bidets

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Have bidet, am wolf with fluffy tail, can confirm benefits outweigh negatives. Plus squeeky butt and fluffy tail. AND YOU CAN HUG IT.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

i already have a long furred cat so business as usual

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago

I wish I had a big feathery tail! Like a raptor!

And I wish I had a snoot. And big teeth. And claws.

I might just wanna be a dinosaur.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want a scaly prehensile tail that i can whip people with. And grabbing a pen i dropped on the floor.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

There are people in this world who do not wish they had prehensile tails. These people confuse and scare me.

[–] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Me wanna go swish swoosh

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are two types of people... You can see them above(or below, depending how your sorting settings are)

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I just blocked them, honestly. I got tired of the weird porn.