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For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there ... let's test your Trek knowledge.

Who is this man? And What does he do?

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[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Good to see Risa hasn't lost sight of Trek history

[–] Throbbing_Banjo@midwest.social 28 points 11 months ago

I've seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.

[–] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

That’s The most important man in Starfleet.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago

That's Keiko's husband. I think he's a plumber.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thats John Risa he's the guy who treks all the stars

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 9 points 11 months ago

To boldly go.. and fix any random transporter accident

[–] jackoneill@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 21 points 11 months ago

That is the Falcon, dangerous man, sometimes allied with Dr. Hippocrates Noah.

[–] AcidOctopus@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Little known fact that the entire franchise was named after him

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 18 points 11 months ago

Smiley. Coffee, black, double sweet.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

That's Irish O'houlihan, he uses his leprechaun magic to teleport people as a convenient plot device

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

The most important person in Starfleet history.

[–] IvyRaven@midwest.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

O'Brian and he's here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A good observation that is often overlooked when it comes to St O'Brien, the Star Trek patron saint of pain and suffering, lesser known as the patron that protects against transporter malfunctions ... eh, or causes them, I forget which one it is.

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[–] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 14 points 11 months ago

This is Odo from engineering. He has a meltdown every night.

[–] quindraco@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Miles O'Brien. He fucks.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That right there is the most important engineer in Starfleet.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

He is Suffering, and he suffers.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

That's Smiley, and he suffers.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He's the military leader of the Genii.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

That's a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

Miles Spears, descendant of Britney. He's the bardic engineer. When he fucks up he starts a mini dance routine and sings "Oops I Did It Again"

[–] Doug@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

I think the answer you're looking for is

Yes

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

The most important person in Starfleet and he does everything.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

That's Jimmy Rabbitte's da' and he's very proud of his son who aspires to manage an Irish soul band in the tradition of 1960s African-American recording artists.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Commitments_(film)

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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

The guy with the Irish accent.

In one scene he has no accent, turns out it wasn't him but a shape shifter. I appreciate this love for details

[–] IndefiniteBen@leminal.space 6 points 11 months ago

That's Cowen, former Chief of the Genii.

Looks like he has a nice retirement.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

He's responsible for most of the knowledge the Discovery crew acquired about how to deal with trauma and loss after they time-jumped.

He's Morgan the Goat, he took Hugh Grant up a hill or a mountain, it's a little contested and fuzzy.

[–] spicysoup@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's Montgomery Scott, and he runs the transporters on the Enterprise.

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or, as he's known to his crewmates, "Monty."

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[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Don't remember his name, but his accent is the same as all the great starship engineers: Akron, Ohio.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] superpill@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This is the correct answer. Damn banshee curse...

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[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

That's Miles. His main job is to ensure that both the strongness and sweetness of correctly ordered raktajino are precisely double. In his spare time he ensures fair play at the dart board at Quark's.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's that engineer guy from the original star trek, not sure why he's got a weird shirt on though

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

He recently made captain, show the man some respect.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He’s the vapoorizer guy who makes the poop disappear!

But where does the poop go?

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Starfleet officers just shit their pants and teleport it out into space.

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[–] bigboig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe that's what the subspace aliens are angry about

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You think OBrien was warping all the poop into the wormhole?

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

The founders are sick of your shit

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Conan O'Brien. Starship personality.

[–] mandelbrotvurst@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Chief O'Brien and he turns rocks into replicators.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

Smiley. He frowns.

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