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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago

Don't perpetuate keeping salaries secret, it hurts all our income.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll show you mine:

Spoiler[There's nothing here].

[–] Beanie@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

wow my history is identical :0

what a coincidence

[–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure almost no nerds use chatgpt, as chatgpt kinda takes the nerdiness out of the nerd.

Script kiddy might fit better, looking at stackoverflow from the past half year.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, you’re kinda right. Nerd doesn’t fit perfectly

[–] tranzystorek_io@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have never used ChatGPT

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

how are you immune to the evil magical chat app?

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's simple, I saw it for the con what it is from the very beginning.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I'd say lucky you, but man AI is wonderful. Like it'll have lasting negative effects that's for sure.

I mostly use it for 3 things:

  • to do my homework, fk school
  • syntax, like "[1..] in py"
  • to write one-liners (in code) or regex or something that'd take much more time then worth.
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

Here's my last one, I'm pretty fucking boring:

User:

Please provide a comma separated list of US state and territory postal abbreviations, with each item in single quotes.

ChatGPT:

Sure! Here is a comma-separated list of US state and territory postal abbreviations in single quotes:

'AL', 'AK', 'AZ', 'AR', 'CA', 'CO', 'CT', 'DE', 'FL', 'GA', 'HI', 'ID', 'IL', 'IN', 'IA', 'KS', 'KY', 'LA', 'ME', 'MD', 'MA', 'MI', 'MN', 'MS', 'MO', 'MT', 'NE', 'NV', 'NH', 'NJ', 'NM', 'NY', 'NC', 'ND', 'OH', 'OK', 'OR', 'PA', 'RI', 'SC', 'SD', 'TN', 'TX', 'UT', 'VT', 'VA', 'WA', 'WV', 'WI', 'WY', 'AS', 'DC', 'FM', 'GU', 'MH', 'MP', 'PW', 'PR', 'VI'

Please note that AS refers to American Samoa, DC refers to the District of Columbia, FM refers to Federated States of Micronesia, GU refers to Guam, MH refers to Marshall Islands, MP refers to Northern Mariana Islands, PW refers to Palau, PR refers to Puerto Rico, and VI refers to the U.S. Virgin Islands.