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[–] blazera@kbin.social 86 points 1 year ago

Wah-llelujah

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come on. How could that be a sin?

Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

[–] lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know. Those nasty Waluigis hentais. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don't want to see it.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

[–] M137@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ever heard of search engines? They're pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you'll get what the words describe.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

It's a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You do you, bro 👍"


Jesus probably

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 5 points 1 year ago

Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

[–] reployer@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

[–] Tak@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Some Warhammer vibes

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I don't remember saying I wasn't blasting rope

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Ejaculating

[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 year ago

u tryna end up in that garden too huh

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Don't play dumb yeezy boy

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

He also saw animal abuse and child rape.

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?