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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dreams are always about doing something in groups of 2-5 people at some random place. Always pleasant, always strange.

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

And here I am fighting for my life every fucking night.

[–] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bro there is like and entire continuing story line in mine, and it never makes sense.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh, extremely. I went from building tree houses and jumping off high places to having an entire family.

Got a entire dream journal that's split in chapters based on the current arc I was going trough

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's been a while since I've seen a good web series. If you adapt your dream journal to a web series community on Lemmy let me know, sounds interesting.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once had a dream where there was a McDonald’s in Skyrim. My first thought when I woke up was “There’s probably a mod for that”

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My dreams used to be much more vibrant and mysterious when I was A) younger and B) regularly used psychedelics. I would dream of blowing along with petals in the wind through Japanese landscapes, or huge Mayan temples looming out in the mist of ancient valleys. These days I most just dream about dumb shit.

[–] theletterw@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I’ve yet to figure out why flying cars are a repeating element in my dreams of all things. They usually start stalling or something partway through, too.

[–] runjun@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How common are flying dreams for y’all? I don’t recall ever having them and I’m starting to feel slighted.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I’ve had dreams where I can jump and bounce like in moon gravity, and swim through the air like water, but I don’t think ever straight flying.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

I've only had a handful in my life, at least that I remember

The best and most vivid one involved finding a way to move my legs that caused me to fly and then being scared to use this new power to fly too high

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have had a dream multiple times that we own a bunch of animals in aquariums- fish, reptiles, etc. but hadn't fed or taken care of them in a very long time, but all the animals are still alive.

Our only pets are dogs. The last time I had an aquarium was 15 years ago and I took care of it.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have the same kind of dream with pet rats and hamsters. I always forget to feed them ans the realization of their neglect is always horrifying and makes me super upset at myself. But they are always still alive.

[–] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once had someone tell me abstract dreaming is linked to creativity. I think it had something to do with which side of your brain is dominant. I don't know if this is true.

[–] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

As someone who is an artist, I don't dream at all 😂 or at least nothing significant enough to remember.

I see you've been making a weird harry potter parody

[–] Lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 1 year ago

Fetish dreams are funny

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like a Chuck Tingle cover.