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Favourite kind of american (kyberpunk.social)
submitted 10 months ago by FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 88 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Trigger discipline: not

[–] lemmegogo@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

they are always triggered, so this checks out

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 10 months ago

I was just coming to say that and I've never even held a gun lol

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Also the gun doesn't hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ah another responsible gun owner I see

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's a BB gun so he can't hurt himself. Mom didn't want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

[–] cals11@programming.dev 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

[–] 520@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn't right.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't his relationship make him gay?

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

He never has sex though, as mentioned

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

You're assuming GOD is a man?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago

I also like the version with the caption: "dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs"

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol -5 points 10 months ago

Reject teenage liberal rebellion phase

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Took me a bit to understand "diet: betes"

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

[–] statist43@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too..

[–] avater@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

isn't he german or am I confusing this fat guy with the german fat guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I'm not certain it's him.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

There's two?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

I also immediately thought of that guy

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

From NZ too

[–] avater@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

but he "only" lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

USA in one Image

[–] FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social 0 points 10 months ago

Accurate

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 6 points 10 months ago

God bless America

[–] Justfollowingorders1@lemmy.ml -1 points 10 months ago

The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.