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[–] oshsul@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Bronze ranked" I get that he's a criminal, but they didn't have to do him dirty like that.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

Bronze ranked League of Legends has gotta be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I mean labeling someone a league of legends player is already doing them dirty

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Caroline Ellison diff

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never trust anyone that plays league of legends

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teleports behind myself
psssh nothing personnel kid

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

nothing personnel kid

That was my rap name when I worked in HR.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m bronze in OW and I like to think I’m not going to commit massive amounts of fraud

[–] kumatomic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

Exactly the type of fraudulent talk we'd expect.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You'd like to think so, but we all know that's a pipe dream.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Looking at potentially 110 years which will be decided in a separate sentencing hearing, keep pitch forks at the ready just in case they commute his sentence or some other shenanigans.

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 32 points 1 year ago

He fucked with other rich people’s money, that’s the thing they don’t like.

[–] SuperJetShoes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regardless of the sentence, I'd wager he'll do ten.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Meh, less if he catches covid and serves the rest of his term on house arrest, otherwise I'm betting on life in prison.

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

more like sam bankman-jaild amirite?

[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

"bronze ranked"

Low pp

(I'm silver btw)

((In 2022))

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ah, the bankman is finally fried

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago