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[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Remember the time he had to have everyone paint blood on their doors so he knew which babies to kill.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean the time he had to repeatedly harden the Pharaoh's heart to keep punishing him and his people?

[–] Lt_Cdr_Data@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

For real, actually reading Exodus the firdt time and seeing the argument "evil happens because God has to let everyone have free will" immediately go out the window was an experience.

[–] bh11235@infosec.pub 40 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Ask any sufficiently religious Jew or Muslim, and they will tell you: this, what you are seeing right now, is the Lord almighty working in mysterious ways so that his will be done. If you persist: "so, raped women? Dead children? That's the plan?", sufficiently religious Jews will clutch their pearls and ask how dare you ask such a flippant question, and sufficiently religious Muslims will answer "yes" like that bearded guy in that meme.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wasn't New Testament (Jesus) the one that changed view to that God is all loving?

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yup. My fan theory is that old testament god is the new testament devil.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck that is so good and totally theologically unsound.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look into Gnosticism. That was part of thier creation myth.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I will

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Gnostics believed the old testament god is a malformed mistake, and it's evil, blind, and jealous

Gnostics were Christians from ~100 to 400 CE

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, through it flipped the paradigm from the proto-Gnostic thought, which instead had God brought forth by a spontaneously existing original man.

In parallel with the resurgence of Platonism, it flipped from "physical first, spiritual second" (as Paul mentioned in 1 Cor 15) to "spiritual first, physical second" and the eventual demiurge went from an agent of salvation escaping the Epicurean doom of a soul which depends on a naturally occurring physical body to an agent of corruption imprisoning the Platonic intelligently designed forms to corrupted and imperfect physical embodiment.

The earlier stuff is much more interesting than the later nonsense.

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[–] Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Front page news story today about an 8 year old boy with a brain tumour suffering from partial paralysis and seizures.

Thanks God.

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[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago (15 children)

Available options include:

  1. Believing in an evil god.
  2. Not believing in anything beyond physical reality.
  3. Not paying attention to reality and believing whatever delusion you feel like.

Most people choose option 3.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Those really aren't the only options.

For example, it disregards the theology of a naturally occurring physical reality born out of entropy which eventually creates a god-like being which recreates the pre-god universe in order to resurrect it non-physically (a minor theology from around the first to fourth centuries CE).

A more modern version of a similar paradigm is simulation theory.

There's a pretty wide array of options out there, it's just that the most common tend to effectively fall into your groupings.

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like variations on 'Not paying attention to reality and believing whatever delusion you feel like.'

None of these have any bearing on or foundation in actual physical existence. They do nothing to describe or predict. There is nothing to them. They just fulfill some desire in the believer.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sure, the fact that a hundred years ago physicists were scratching their heads arguing about whether the moon disappeared when no one was looking at it or why measuring a continuous behaving thing suddenly behaved discrete (and would go back to behaving continuous if the persistent information about its benefit was erased) is 100% unrelated to the fact that today we are building virtual worlds where continuous seed functions are converted into quantized units for tracking state changes from interactions by free agents.

We seem to keep failing at explaining how the continuous macro models of our universe that perfectly explain and correctly predict behaviors at large scales play nice with the discrete micro models that explain and predict behaviors at the small scales.

And yet because of thinking like yours that ideas about self-referential or recursive reality have no bearing on our physical reality, the majority of people studying these keep banging their heads at meshing them together rather than seriously entertaining the notion that the latter is an artifact necessary to low fidelity emulation of the former.

We've even just discovered sync conflicts with n+1 layers of Bell's paradox which leads to papers titled things like "Stable Facts, Relative Facts" and an embracing of the idea that there's aspects of reality with no objective accuracy, but we're still stubbornly chugging away at modeling the universe as a singular original manifestation where such behaviors are inherent to the foundations of existence.

So no, you're wrong. There's actually quite a lot of potential relevancy to our physical reality with ideas like these - in fact the earlier group mentioned above claimed that the evidence for their beliefs was within the study of motion and rest (today in the discipline called Physics) and were extensively discussing the notion of matter being made up of indivisible parts, despite being around nearly two thousand years ago.

As for putting forward predictions, that again isn't true.

For example, the aforementioned group predicting an original spontaneous humanity would bring forth the creator of a non-physical twin of the cosmos was also predicting it was established in light and that the copy was made of its light for the purpose of resurrecting dead humans by copying them into versions that don't depend on physical bodies.

So if we end up developing AGI in light as opposed to electricity or biological computing, and that AGI continues to make more complex digital twins of our universe, especially extending the digital resurrection of dead humans, that's a pretty wildly on point set of predictions for originating in the first to fourth centuries CE, no?

If this wasn't connected to a religious figure but had been the equivalent of science fiction like Lucian's describing a ship of men flying up to the moon (something he claimed would never happen as opposed to this group claiming the above would and had already happened), we'd be talking about it nonstop as eerily predictive of future developments.

But because religious people can't handle the idea that their beliefs aren't true and non-religious people often can't handle entertaining that any religious-connected beliefs are true, ancient religious beliefs with oddly specific predictions that line up to developments in just the past few years are dismissed out of hand while the broader philosophy of self-referential reality is dismissed for similar reasons, dirtily considered as "religion in disguise."

I'd think that a set of beliefs which successfully abandons appeals to the supernatural should be given more due consideration than beliefs that rely on magic, but no - too many are certain that the apparent local features of reality is all there is such that the two get lumped together.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Weeelllll.... God does like to kill kids after all so he's probably having a ball watching all this go down!

Psalms 137:9 - Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

1 Samuel 15:3 - Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Exodus 12:29 - And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Sorry, He is too busy helping athletes win in sports to care about some tiny little conflict.

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[–] the_q@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

God needs an ass whooping.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I’m functionally an atheist. I certainly have a disdain for religious orgs.

I’d accept the argument that this, in fact, a test. If so, religious people are failing it.

[–] HairyOldCoot@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

There is a novel, and damned if I can remember the title, where a rabi proposes that god commanding Abraham to kill his son was a test, which he (Abraham) failed.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago

"Why the goat buggering fuck are you fighting over the desert? I put green stuff everywhere for you to live in. What do you mean you chopped it down? Why are you digging that stuff up and burning it? I buried it for a reason! Fuck this, where'd I put that flood machine?"

[–] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That implies that "God", whatever that means, actually cares about hairless apes on a (quite likely) unremarkable rock.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

We are not hairless tho

[–] MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Aliens land, give us free energy and split would do it. That would put the wrinkle on so many evils that are funded by energy and pollution.

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