this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Facebook level post. If I start seeing photos of Tom Hardy or Cillian Murphy with quotes about loyalty or some other bullshit, Wayne Brady will have to choke a bitch.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you scroll down, you'll find the comments to match "doesn't apply if you're married or a parent amirite" fuck me what the fuck is happening on Lemmy

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good point. Bots? There is a lot more fb low quality reposts. This might as well be called “bumper sticker” or “t-shirt” content. Still better than reddit.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Or maybe just people being people but dunno

[–] PotjiePig@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How the fuck facebook boomers found this place?

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

WTF man, this is like the 5th wholesome post 🤨.

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 4 points 8 months ago

A true shitpost

[–] Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So funny to troll this community with wholesome life-love-laugh type memes. Well played, OP.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I do this every day. Does this just mean I have no friends?

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

People tell me to make more friends, and then get all pissy when shes not real. WTF do you want from me. You said there were no wrong ways to make friends.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 8 months ago

It does. But do you really need those kind of friends? I think there’s a balance there, a give and take.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hope everyone is having a good day day.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yes, I'm having a good good day day. Thank thank you! 😊

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s 2023 smh, we should not kink shame. Some people just like to have their ass eaten.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

they didn't say assthe joke is vore

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I doubt I would taste very good if someone tried to consume me.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm sure some bacteria or mushroom would disagree.

[–] Hoohoo@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

That hits me RN

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 1 points 8 months ago

I think most people already do this.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does not apply if you're a parent.

[–] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Or married.

S.O. won't tell me what's wrong? Let me just go and do something fun.

Ha!

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com -4 points 8 months ago

Boomers don't do that shit; there was a huge shortage of kids - that's literally why they're called boomers. Gen X don't do that shit - there were no mobiles or internet - we met people by being outside, a concept you totally missed out on. Look it up on Google.

Those memes are totally Gen Y and Z issues; created by you for you. Your world, not ours. Fucking hilarious.

Enjoy!