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[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 80 points 1 year ago

Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly? I'm bi and she's more fuckable than him.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jugs and confidence are always sexy 😎

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

You know she knows how to have a good time.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$1700? She'd have better options lined up around the block

She likes when they cry

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lets be real here, that kid looks more like a 3060 earner. The 4090 worker would be a mega chad.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

He may have been on installments... sort of a lay-a-day plan.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

People pay good money for their kink

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!"

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"That's why they call me Sex-Lax, now where's my card? I gotta go stick it to Agnes for that new i9 in 20 minutes so let's wrap this up."

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this from an actual video? Cause I need the source

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still keep thinking x videos is some twitter link until I get jumpscared by porn

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How is it that you know so much in the ways of grannies?

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Tineye the meme it'll take you where you want to go. As long as you don't live in VA.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Benjamin Franklin had this fetish too and that dude is like super famous.

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

In the dark, all cats are grey

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Y'all in here making some serious assumptions. There's nothing in the title that implies which of the people in the picture is talking.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Gamgam needs those high res frames and she'll do anything to obtain them.

[–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

Nothing in the title, but the picture itself is clear. The older lady is visibly talking to the younger man, who himself bears a pose of discomfort inconsistent with the idea that he's speaking the caption.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

[–] Cyberbatman@lemmings.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well well... Grannie is packing some melons 🍈

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He could at least throw in a couple of sticks of RAM as well