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[–] waratchess@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everyone is focusing on the pizza, but how on earth is that a medium drink?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It's s medium FOUNTAIN. That I can see

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And what sort of monster drinks pop in the morning?

Earliest I can bring myself to drink pop is like, 11:30 maybe

It's more of an afternoon type drink, no?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I drink energy drinks (basically soda) instead of coffee because coffee gives me super severe stomach cramps, and I still want caffeine in the morning.

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't drink coffee so soda is how my body gets it's daily intake of caffeine.

[–] tjarod11@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Being raised Mormon like this gave me bad teeth.

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[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

No offence intended but it´s old news to the world that a lot of Americans consume horrible trash food and drinks every day until they become morbidly obese and worse. It´s in fact one of the most commonly known stereotypes about the USA. So there is really nothing on the picture a euro mind could not comprehend, more like the contrary.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Behold, the Euroslave, uncomprehending of what real freedom looks like.

I bet they would object to all the unnecessary preservatives that enhance the flavor, too.

/S

I had to add the /s because there are clearly people that don't understand humorous statements around here. Six of them at the moment.

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Real freedom is dying of a heart attack at 30

You haven't really lived though until you've survived at least one heart attack and live with debt collectors at your back for all the medical debt you've incurred. THIS is the real American dream. Also diabetes.

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[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Obesity rates in Europe are catching up. Especially in Britain. California is leaner than most of Europe. It’s definitely not all skinny in Europe and all fatties in USA. It’s regional.

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Why is this petrol station so big? I could park 2 tanks between the petrol pumps.

Why would you eat pizza for breakfast?

Why would you drink so much cola (this looks like 1l-1.5l to me)?

How is this so cheap? They charge 4€ at my local petrol station for 0.5l of pepsi alone.

What kind of pizza is this?

Is midwest some kind of common marketing?

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Okay, i’ll bite and try to answer these. Without knowing any details of which chain and where exactly this station is located (in a city/town or right off a motorway/interstate?)

A lot of “truck stop” type stations are this big to accommodate large vehicles and potential larger trailers they might be towing. Like a 3/4ton pickup with a huge 5th wheel trailer. Or even Class A/C motorhomes and RVs. These pumps likely have diesel and petrol so even large box trucks will pull in the fuel up. There are usually different areas for full tractor-trailer (lorries) but those pumps are for those trucks only. Further, the gap is three vehicles wide so a vehicle can be on a pump on either side and someone arriving or leaving can fit between them- especially if there is a case of 3 pumps in a row.

Pizza for breakfast? Judging by the picture and the title, this looks like actual Breakfast Pizza. Eggs, sausage, etc are the toppings. Had this a lot growing up just at home. And pizza style is common “grab and go” type food from gas stations since it’s easy to eat, even while driving.

Now, a cola with/for breakfast…naah. I’m with you there. That’s a bit off. But otherwise, the size is normal for a truck stop. Fountain drinks are a lot cheaper than canned or bottled of the same drink. For example 24oz bottle for $2-3 or a 48-64oz fountain for the same price or less. People are traveling when they come through here, or stopping by to grab stuff on their way to work for the whole day. So the idea is the drink is to have on hand for hours if not most of the day. The styrofoam cups are junk but a lot of people transfer to a more practical container, or some stations chains would sell their own fancy insulated cups and allow discounted refills in their cup.

How is this so cheap? Gas station food, man! Doesn’t mean it’s any good! I just covered the soda portion for pricing and a slice of pizza (breakfast or normal pepperoni) is usually only like $2. So the pricing advertised here makes sense.

Midwest is a kind of marketing thing with many layers or points. The midwest region of the States is the massive, wide-open middle section where there’s usually cattle ranching, farming and a lot of nothing. So this can be spun in a lot of ways- farmers/ranchers allegedly eat big (unhealthy) food and drinks, the midwest is big, things are cheap because nothing and no one is out there, etc. Also this gas station is likely located in the midwest and targeted towards people that are traveling through, so it’s got that “tourist” hook to it.

I think that about covers it?

[–] Seabazz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The gas station is Casey's, I'd recognize their breakfast pizza anywhere. It's the best I've ever had.

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[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everything wrong with this:

  • "Breakfast Pizza"
  • Pepsi for breakfast
  • "Medium" 64 oz drink
  • $4 for not a lot of value
[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nothing like spiking your blood glucose first thing in the morning.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What did breakfast pizza do to you! It's delicious!

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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The pizza-thing is fine, but gaving pepsi for breakfast is pretty vile.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How about Fanta, it's oranges right?.. I have no idea if this sort of place would serve Fanta.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're gonna have orange and bubbles for breakfast it better be a mimosa than a fanta.

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[–] Seabazz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

To answer most of your questions, it's Casey's breakfast pizza (bacon/sausage, egg, and cheese), it's delicious. No, soda (some of us call it pop) for breakfast is weird even for us. The lot is huge cuz a ton of people here have large trucks, RV's, etc. And yes that medium soda is huge

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I'm fat because my oversized truck is so big.

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[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 17 points 1 year ago

The United States of Diabetes.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The only pizza for breakfast I would accept is a cold leftover one after a night of heavy drinking.

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Pizza is a vegetable

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Breakfast pizza is hella good. Or at least, the kind I make myself is.

I use Pilsbury crescent rolls dough for the crust, country gravy for the sauce, cheese, scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage and bacon. 🤤

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[–] ndru@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pizza, why not. I’ll skip the bucket of coke though.

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[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hardest part to wrap your European head around would be four servings of sugary soda for breakfast, but how many people do you know that drink cups and cups of builders tea that is more sugar and milk than tea?

Neither side is right, humans can just be gross dopamine chasers in different ways. Compare the 'pizza' to a sausage roll, or whatever buttery monstrosity the French enjoy.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The hardest part to wrap your European head around would be four servings of sugary soda for breakfast

Don't worry, it's 90% ice

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Butter is better than whatever industrial oil is used in that "pizza"

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm disgusted but also intrigued by breakfast pizza...

[–] Osito@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the worst parts of both breakfast and pizza

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[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

$4 for a slice of pizza and a Pepsi? lol gtfoh

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Casey's pizza is actually really good. Their breakfast pizza is awesome, but I when I actually get it I'll order a whole large and share it with the fam for dinner. Bacon or sausage would be the two options in the warmer. They are out of Ankeny IA I believe, but are in small towns all over the Midwest.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Best response I ever read about this situation was:

Americans eat as if they have access to public health.

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