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I changed the tags on my mother's herb jars. (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 1 year ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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[–] bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a pity this one doesn't really work if you say it out loud.

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You just need to properly mispronounce it

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Or say it in a Liverpool accent overall. Everyone I've met from there (which is a surprisingly decent amount considering I live in the boonies in the US southeast) say coming more like coomin', which sounds like cumin.

Also, having a sweet liverpudlian tell you "oh, it'll be alright luv" when you're feeling bad is amazingly comforting.

[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

I love your attitude

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not sage

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

She'll be pretty salty when she does figure it out.