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[–] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is tipping culture out of control.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tipping culture is tipping culture out of control.

You should see the insane way it's worshipped in the USA, all as an obviously thin front to avoid paying wages and giving workers rights. It's wild.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worshiped? What country do you live in? The biggest argument I see for it is 'its absolutely bullshit but some jobs that's almost all they make'

I don't think I've ever, in my 41 years here, seen a single human being say it's an amazing system.

[–] danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You've never gotten into an argument with someone who says they tip their mechanic and doctor and thinks everybody should do the same?

There absolutely are people in the US who believe that everybody you interact with as a customer should be tipped because they believe all the propaganda from the likes of Readers Digest and Wall Street Journal. They believe everybody must be tipped because covid and "How are those jobs any different from being a server? It's a SERVICE!" It's beyond ridiculous. I worked in retail and food service (not tipped) for a long time and would have been embarrassed to have to resort to begging for tips.

Tip culture worship is real. I've run into plenty of people online and offline who think that tips should be mandatory everywhere, of all walks of life.

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[–] soloner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago

This has to be from theonion

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 47 points 1 year ago

Drink a verification can of Mountain Dew to continue pumping gas.

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So since you're the one providing the labour in the transaction, this means you're getting a tip FROM the gas station, right? R... Right?

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[–] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Wait, you guys don't pump your own gas by default? Is this some American thing I'm too europoor to understand?

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

In some parts of New York you have to wait and have someone else pump your gas, they call them and attendant. I lived in New York for a while, and it was just terrible, any gas station that required you to wait for someone else to pump your gas I just drove past. Because they would always be slow as hell. Meanwhile it was a clear in and out at all of the self-service stations

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[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

In Mexico there are people working in the gas station, and it is up to you to tip or not, I usually only do it when they (unasked) clean my windows.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

It's because the POS (point of sale) software isn't customized for the application correctly. Either through laziness, ignorance, indifference, or a level of greed that only insane troll logic could make sense of

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please tell me this is photoshopped and these fuckers aren’t seriously asking for tips at self service stations…

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hey, don't be so cruel. These machines are paid below minimum wage, and if you don't tip, they won't be able to pay their rent and student loans.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they won’t be able to pay their rent and student loans.

You mean their software subscriptions and cloud storage fees.

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[–] atocci@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah haha definitely fake, these pumps don't have touch screens so this interface wouldn't work on them. Choices have to be aligned with the 4 buttons on the left and right. Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

[–] harrim4n@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, did you just say "mute the ads"? Damn, america really is in the terminal stages of late stage capitalism

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

Not always.

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[–] systemguy_64@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, I'll leave a -20% tip!

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not only do you pump your own gas you also are the one to pay at the pump and deal with any issues that come up.

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[–] firewyre@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

This is why we have arson

[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It seem to be best practice, and predatory best practice.

Some people fear of being jugded if they don't follow the mass. And the tip screen make them question themselves like "everybody else tip, what will they think if I don't ?" "What if someone watch over my shoulder and feel disgusting if I don't tip ?"

[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

And those people we call "suckers"

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[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

If only I could give a negative tip.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This is clearly fake. Tip screens all now start at 20 or 25% .

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddamn 2023. The tip screen embarrasses me at work, where I make a normal hourly wage.

"Just hit the skip button bro"

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[–] bquintb@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You pump gas good! TIP YOSELF

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

Sad robo noise. Machine would be sad. They won't be kind to you when they take over😉

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Where I live we had one gas station with full service when I was a kid, and it cost like a third more than any other gas station in the area so almost no one went there and it eventually went to self serve pumps like every other station. Aside from the one time I went there I have always pumped my own gas, and I'd feel weird if someone else did it for me lol

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

The cheapest gas station around me is the only full service one around. I hate it. I'll pay extra to not have to deal with the forced interaction. Tipping cancels out the discount anyways.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A state near mine that I visit occasionally has laws in place that prohibit pumping your own gas. I always forget this and get out of the car, which leads to a very awkward confrontation with the attendant. It definitely feels weird.

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So who would that money go to?

[–] Mateja23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I would leave them the tip of my penis

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Say psych right now

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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