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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 198 points 1 year ago (17 children)

why do some People , type like this

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Often a courtesy of mobile keyboards.

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[–] Navigate@partizle.com 10 points 1 year ago

I was wondering why my mind automatically tried to read this as poetry

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[–] samsy@feddit.de 124 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My dishwasher has windows.

I haven't been able to convince her to use Linux yet.

[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Friends don't let friends use Windows.

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[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The mole man who comes up the drain to wash your dishes is very shy.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I have a dishwasher with a window and can confirm the existence of the mole man.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

The mole man licks them clean.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 107 points 1 year ago (2 children)

>dishes go in dirty

>dishwasher yells and shakes for a few hours

>dishes come out clean

Are you guys really buying this?

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It barely shakes compared to the washing machine. I'm not buying. I believe little elves scrub the dishes clean.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now the interesting part of the question. Most of us are probably pretty against the idea of slavery, but if you managed to pull back the curtain and found out it really was poor little enslaved elves in your dishwasher scrubbing all your dishes for you, would you say anything, and go back to scrubbing your dishes yourself and also try and find housing and a support network and medical and psychological services for the now freed elves? Or would you maybe just try to forget what you saw and keep putting your dishes in the magic cleaning box?

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[–] kennismigrant@feddit.nl 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are plenty of dishwashers with windows. Unlike the others devices mentioned, you don't need to see what's in there. The window is just for fun. They make you pay for fun.

[–] hunter2@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't need to see what's going on in a washing machine either, yet the fun window is usually included. Maybe washing machines were invented before paid dlcs. Or a see through water splash machine looks bad in a kitchen.

[–] colmear@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I remember reading somewhere, that people simply didn’t trust the washing machines and therefore didn’t use them. Adding a window made it possible to see what’s going on and build trust in the machines

[–] weker01@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

Explains why I distrust that suspicious dishwasher

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's because the dishwater looks disgusting and your dishwasher uses the same dishwater for 20 minutes.

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It does a pre-wash cycle to remove the really heavy stuff, but yeah I don't really want to look at it churning vomit water for an hour.

[–] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It would make trouble shooting some things a lot easier though.

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[–] jivemasta@reddthat.com 57 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Work at a dishwasher factory. We used to make a model with windows, they were really expensive parts, which meant that they were really expensive dishwashers for a feature that really isn't useful.

It makes sense in a microwave or oven because you can check in and make sure it's all good, or pull it out if it's done. You can't do that with a dishwasher, it just runs it's course.

Plus all you could see in the thing was splashing soap water.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't lie, I know there's a man in there licking the dishes y'all tryna hide.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

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[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Also, it wouldn't really look nice - a typical stainless steel dishwasher looks clean - a microwave and oven (hopefully) look clean and tidy through the window. But a windowed dishwasher? Half full of dirty dishes for most of the day, and even when the dishes are clean they won't look neater than a plain stainless steel finish (or whatever finish you prefer)

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[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago

They just don’t want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] M137@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

How has no one mentioned the randomly capitalized words, space before commas, and just general shittyness of grammar? I find it hard to believe someone would write like that without consciously making it as bad as possible just so people would comment on it. And I'm in just as much disbelief that no one has said anything about it.

[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I spent a good while trying to figure out what the joke was behind the capital words lol

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[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because it's disgusting. That and because of the Templars.

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[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

It's to hide the exploitation of the little gnomes that are enslaved in there. It's like most people enjoy a good steak, but nobody wants to see how it's produced. If you see the latter you're likely to become a vegan. Do you want to scrub your dishes by hand?

[–] sephallen@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The German "Sendung mit der Maus" made THE video explaining how dish washers work YEARS ago!

It's amazing, watch it!

https://youtu.be/e2X-gwfX4aA?si=IHNtk_Y_1PbkIXSM

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[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My first inclination was blender is critical to see progress as you set the time, ovens can see how brown cookies are but the dishwasher is a fixed cycle and who care... but then I thought about my washer and dryer both having windows for no reason what so ever.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Those are cat hypnosis windows.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck that. I wasn't sure if all my water jets were working in there so I put my phone in a bag while recording and ran that shit.

[–] ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you'll find that fucking video and post it right now

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[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Damn that's cool. Did you see anything? Maybe you still have the video? Upload it somewhere, I want to see!!

[–] habitualTartare@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Tubics@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In all honesty it probably looks pretty gross all those food bits and dirty water being slushed around

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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They don't want you to see the tiny people doing all the hard work.

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The dishes are naked taking a bath. They’re just shy.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=f7-meM7Lzvnb4r8M

Technology Connections did a great video if anyone is actually curious to see what it's like inside while running.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Technology Connections did a video about dishwashers, including one showing the soapy food water sloshing out of it.

There's a reason they stay opaque.

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[–] jennwiththesea@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mine has a window and a light, but the light won't turn on until the dishes are done so you can effectively see nothing in there. The conspiracy continues!

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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's a Technology Connections video where he cuts a hole in a dishwasher to install a plexiglass sheet. It leaked like hell, but you do get to see inside while it's running.

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