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Bidet shopping (lemmy.one)
submitted 10 months ago by _joe_king@lemmy.one to c/bestoflemmy@lemmy.world
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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Magnum PSI is a fantastic name

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

Relevant I Did A Thing

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.

[–] GobiasIndustries@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

This'll remove your entire pelvis.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.

[–] lemann@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes 😭

[–] Saganastic@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I know this is a meme, but I ran into this same issue and it was due to the fact that the length of the tubing between my wall and toilet was too long. Once I got a shorter tube the pressure went up significantly.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have the opposite problem. You have to just barely turn it on.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So make a loop of tubing

[–] deleted@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you by chance work for Mckinsey & Company?

[–] dona1dquixote@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Nice reference.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They have these flow limiters that they add to showerheads I bet you could get or make one for your bidet

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I recently got a Moen and has a max pressure setting that mixes some air and it works great

I also have a brondell and it's kinda weak, I'll try your "hack"

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago

Just watch out for surprise water inflation

[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Can confirm. Dingleberries are a thing of the past for me thanks to that. Also I am now assless.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for making me look up that word

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Dinkelberg!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It’s worth a try. Nothing worse than a dirty asshole

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ayyyy Tony Tony chopper! Not really related, but I love that fuzzball! Lol

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Really irresponsible anal cleaning advice for a doctor tho…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

There's a 35 buck one on amazon that works pretty good

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

why would a doctor recommend the anal vaporizer 9000??? seems highly dangerous for a reindeer to do

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Blow out your butthole!

[–] GONADS125@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is all I can imagine happening if that was used. Eventually pop like a balloon.

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.

[–] kozy138@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Lemmy's biggest issue is content. At least OP is adding something to the table. You are welcome to find better quality content yourself and post it here. I would give you an upvote.