What do they mean by "fake arrow decals?" They're real arrow decals. Just not helpful ones.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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Some will even call those unofficial. I'd say they're fanmade.
IKEA fanfiction
Whats your favorite ship? Mine is Blahaj and trans people.
I made a pilgrimage to the promised land a few days ago and got my own!
They're lying arrow decals. They're fakers.
That we can agree on. But they're real fakers.
But that also makes them fake genuines
I'm pretty sure that's how you either create an SCP or no clip to the backrooms
That was my thought as well! :-D
Don't arrest him. Make this guy speaker of the house!
Did they book him for graffiti or something? This doesn't sound super illegal
thereisnews.com is a satirical site and not actual news
edited out unecessary stuff
I mean, I'd believe that both someone else did it and someone couldn't get out after.
Disappointed. I was hoping for a new age of creative low-casualty terrorism.
I know what you're saying, but the idea of this terrifying someone is pretty funny.
It would terrorize only exactly the ones we need to terrorize the most.
Woo!
This makes me happy! I've been working to re-engage my skepticism, and called this one!
edited out unecessary stuff
huh?
I first added a link to "https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/"
and said that the page is allegedly a satirical site.
but the site says that it's satirical on the frontpage, so it wasn't really nessecary to have all of that 😅
Ah, I understand. I do think the edit note is a bit confusing and unnecessary, though
I wonder if you could get charged with manslaughter if someone very dehydrated got lost in the labyrinth and died of thirst
That's more 'survival of the fittest' and not 'murder' but
Seems quite dangerous in case of fire though.
It's like using vim as your text editor.
Vim user: What are arrows?
I think they mean hjgk
Imagine seeing H, K, and L on the floor of a computer shop during the pandemic to direct foot traffic.
Edit: obviously my dumb joke is dumb. I guess an H would need an underline. To fix this inelegance, you could just use only Js.
As a nano user, time to power it off and on again (sabotage the electrical system)
How dare you
That's just how a regular IKEA is. Poor guy arrested for doing his job!
fnaf 6 real
Where's MadLads when you need it??
As if this is even needed. Getting lost in Ikea is part of their layout. He probably got arrested because it accidentally showed people the exit.
I thought decals would be a video game development term. Is it not?
No a decal is any kind of graphic printed on things. Like the Police livery on cop cars or the advertisement on Nascar cars
Interesting. Thank you for explaining.
It is used in game engines and 3d modeling tools, but the term is much older taken from something being stuck on something else, like a sticker.
Nah it just means a decorative sticker