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[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 141 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The introduction of gators into the Alps would certainly garner attention.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess with the lower temperature they'd be less of a threat.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only for the short term, they'll adapt and be stronger than ever

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

And don’t forget, these aren’t normal gators…

These are meth-fueled Florida gators who are as likely to ban books as they are maul a skier.

The Alps won’t know what hit ‘em.

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 85 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Then I'd be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 166 points 11 months ago (5 children)

My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

I bet they would if you called it that

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[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 19 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You generally (it depends by country) don't get paid anymore between 6 and 12 months. But you still have a job. So when they get tired of using her womb like clown car, they could back to work. Also is usually (again varies by country) shared parental leave. So between both parents up to the maximum allowance.

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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 61 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tuscan farmer: that's strange, I don't remember there being a meth lab there...

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[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it'd probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Nah most of the bible belt are baptists, evangelicals, and people who don't even believe in Christianity but use it as a cover for their fascist bullshit. There is no universe where they would get along with Catholics. Having them be that close to the Catholics would probably result in another protestant vs catholic war.

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[–] Surdon@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt

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[–] Draghetta@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago (9 children)

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I live in Georgia USA I've been to FL way too many times Europe doesn't deserve this.

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[–] Treczoks@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away....

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

As someone who lives very close to the new florida location I REALLY don't want florida

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I second this. Hell I might even third it.

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[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida

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[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 29 points 11 months ago

Why is Italy a penis?

[–] bad_alloc@feddit.de 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Trade Offer:

You receive: Alligators, Meth

You Give: Debt, Mafia

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Florida ~~attached to Europe~~ looks mildly like a penis.

[–] TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Florida ~~attached to Europe~~ looks ~~mildly~~ like a penis.

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[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yes, because the food would be better.

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[–] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Image Transcription:

White text on a black background reading "I have a plan"

Below the text is two images, the one on the left is of the southeastern coast of America with Italy and Cuba in the location of Florida and its Keys, and the image on the right is that of southern and western Europe with Florida and its Keys in the location of Italy and Cuba.

[I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜 We have a community! If you wish for us to transcribe something, want to help improve ease of use here on Lemmy, or just want to hang out with us, join us at !lemmy_scribes@lemmy.world!]

[–] Penta@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 19 points 11 months ago

Yes! I don't want Florida in europe!

[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I really don't know who the biggest losers are in that trade.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Europe. Florida has flying cockroaches.

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[–] BaardFigur@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happened to Corsica, did it sink?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Corsica is part of France. But then it begs the question: why did Sardinia moved and not Sicily?

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[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That would be awesome.. A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it's a deal

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.

And we don't tolerate POS like DeSantis.

So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

It's the perfect plan

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

And Corsica just vanishes

[–] kubica@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What if you take them off and forget to put them back?

(Sorry for the affected... maybe)

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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

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