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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

But, having lengthy debates about the ethicality of murder with my kitchen knives is half the fun.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

imagine having OCD and schizophrenia at the same time. the knifes would just scream at you for not lining them up properly in the knife holders

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But sword-nimi, how so you know they are evil?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

You have those debates before, after or during the murder?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

then who will i talk to while making dinner?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The forks. They may not be as sharp, but they still got some good points.

That had no rights to be this funny

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else got that "Kill Dave" model?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, but my salt shaker tells me to kill Danny, though.

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[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Was this posted on whisper

[–] pewg7@artemis.camp 2 points 11 months ago

that doesn't happen to me yet