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[–] HurgletOfficial@lemmy.basedcount.com 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ethab83@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It is, but the lack of official Microsoft extensions makes life a little harder

[–] HurgletOfficial@lemmy.basedcount.com 18 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You can change the extension repository to the official one.

I don't need it tho, I only need Pyright, Python and the catppuccin theme

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

My serial killer trait is that I use vi instead of vim cause I'm too lazy to type the extra character. Tho if for some reason, vi tab completed to vim, I'd probably use vim

[–] donnachaidh@lemmy.dcmrobertson.com 63 points 11 months ago (1 children)

alias v=vim. There, just saved you two keystrokes.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

{vi} = 2 {vim} = 3 {v=vim} = 5

I'd need to run vi at least 5 times to have a net gain in saving keystrokes. I'm typically in effemerial systems created by the users of our env, so rarely am I going to gain those strokes back

But also, why am I trying to apply logic to this? I'll often cat a file before editing it. This shit is just illogical idiosyncrasies I've picked up over the years. I'm probably creating posthoc justifications for insane things I do cause it's hard to override muscle memory

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I use nano.

Nano >> vi/vim, emacs

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)

4 letters < 2 letters.

vi forever.

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[–] brodoshmodo@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Ok but why use nano when micro literally exists

[–] LinuxSBC@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Aliases are just bloat! You can do just fine without them. Heck, why not remove the ASCII conversion and read everything in hex or binary?

It's all about SPEED and efficiency here!

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[–] expr@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Most all distros alias vi to vim already, so it makes no difference.

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You use vi because you are lazy.

I used vi because I am too stupid to close it.

We are not the same.

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[–] netchami@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Vi is totally fine to quickly make small changes to e.g. a config file on a server. I wouldn't like to program in vi though.

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[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ed is king. Every single time I have to work on a severely resource constrained system I always use Ed.

That's literally never happened to me but that won't stop me from saying it.

[–] mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I mean, I don't know how severly resource constrained a system has to be to not even be able to run vi.

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[–] amycatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

enlightened echo user

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except I'm too dumb to use even the neovim plugin manager let alone configure the thing. I have to copy existing configs like a noob :(

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile webstorm/intelliJ users:

signature look of superiority

empty wallet

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[–] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 11 months ago

Codium you dorks

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Emacs sucks. Vim is so much better. And vscode is okay.

Go ahead. Down vote me. I don't care. This isn't Reddit lol.

[–] jack@monero.town 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Vim is a pain to configure

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago

Try Lunarvim, it's neovim with a bunch of great Plugins and configuration settings out of the box.

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

I'm going to give what I've realized newer folks to Vim think is a scorching hot take: VimL is nice. Theyre the same editor commands you use in your day to day life, even if you're using NeoVim + Lua, just all written out in a file.

That said, using NeoVim + Lua makes it far easier to organize your config, which also makes it easier to write more complex configs. It's like the difference between building a shed around back for your home office vs building a cathedral. Its fine to work in a shed, but once you know you can build a cathedral, you're kinda tempted to just up and do it

[–] expr@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Vim has vim9 script now which is very similar to common scripting languages like Typescript.

Vim also doesn't need tons of configuration.

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[–] crandel@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Vim sucks, Emacs is the best editor in the world

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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I use vscode with vim key bindings. It's amazing!

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[–] TheSecurityNinja@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

VS code is pretty amazing though

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You guys recommend VSCodium over VSCode. Is there a working sync solution similar to the one built into VSCode where you can sync all settings and extensions between machines?

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 16 points 11 months ago

Yes! It's this one https://open-vsx.org/extension/zokugun/sync-settings I really like it for using a normal repository over a "gist" and so you can also use any git server provider, I think the developer is also a contributor of VSCodium itself

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I generally code in VSCode, and manage org-roam notes and information in Emacs. Works well enough for me.

[–] netchami@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Any particular reason why you don't code in Emacs? Since you already set up Org Mode and Org Roam, I'm sure you know how the configuration works and how to write some Elisp. It's actually not that much work to set up all the things you would need for programming (lsp-mode, etc.)

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[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

What's a plugin? What's VSCode?

DBase IV does not need any of this.

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