this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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[–] moipe@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

[–] thantik@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can't?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] thantik@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Shit you got me on that one.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Good point! I'm all out of ideas in that case.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah self sucking in the bathroom isn’t usually well received

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate it when this happens!

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I fell on it, I swear!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy shits standing up

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Straight into his man pants

[–] Fhek@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick

Slams bathroom door

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but okay... but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?

[–] updawg@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

How did you know?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!

[–] DLSchichtl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A Gendgine!

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i believe they're called "dicks"

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

I wish to know more about your human "dicks".

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

pissing out of your PENIDS

That's funny