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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mine is "It hertz when IP"

[–] TheTACOCATehT@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Well, not a few minutes ago.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mine was once virus.exe.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Another good one would have been "The Promised LAN".

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Takes 40 years for the captive portal to load

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's brilliant!

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Mine used to be "Router, i hardly knew her!" Now its "Router 66" and "Router65g"

Edit: Just wanted to add to this. Router 66 is a reference to route 66 in america which is a very old highway that spans 2400 miles and it is the name of my 2.4g SSID (see what i did there). I think rhe 65g is fairly self explanatory.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I once named mine virus.exe.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Execute router 66

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Mine was UFOaboveURtailer back when I lived in a trailer park.

I’m boring these days. It’s just the default spectrum name.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 1 year ago

Mine is "Retrying in 2s..." I used to have a separate 5GHz one named "Retrying in 5s..." too.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else thinking of VeggieTales after this?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Oh where, is my hairbrush?

[–] jayknight@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Sounds sticky!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My Roku's named "the lamestream media"

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

I named my Jellyfin media server Cedric.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Marvelous!!

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to have mine as Win32.Trojan.Backdoor.Mobi

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahahaha.

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