Futurama

"Good news, everyone!" by far.

I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!

it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.

I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".

I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out

Shut up baby, I know it.

Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode

I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.

"Do a flip!"

Well, we’re boned.

I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.

I'm 40% used lines!

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.

"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"

"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"

And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.

"To shreds, you say?"

Tell my wife I said... "Hello".

Neat!

Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.

With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor in inconvenience:

"-Our universe is DOOMED! -DOOOOMEEEED!!"

Bender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!

For no raisin.

Here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course

"Do a flip"

Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.

I'm a big fan of this one from the new season

"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"

Also

"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"

"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"

I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice

"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "

"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

Also

"How delightfully absurd"

I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"

Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.

Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.

Death by Snu Snu

Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:

“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”

“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”

"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.

Quae?

Time makes fools of us all.

“Yuh filty crab!”

“Oh my.” —Farnsworth.

J'ACCUSE!

Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.

Good news everyone is the real one though.

Where?

Right in front of you!

Oh, ohhhh!

As so many here have said: "Let's go already!" When trying to get the kids out the door.

A close second is "Windmills do not work that way! GOODNIGHT!" When they ask questions that make no sense or when they should be in bed asleep.