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[–] NeroRecursive@jlai.lu 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s actually a very French thing to do.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dfy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Je vois pas de quoi tu parles, je réponds en anglais quand je veux... bon j'en ai pas envie là tout de suite 🧑‍🦯

[–] CommunistBarbie@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

this is, ironically, the most French reason you could have for learning their language

[–] Pili@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My comrades talking about petits bourgeois and shit, believing they aren't speaking french. 👀

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's why I pronounce it peh-tit boor-gee-ose

And I can't spell it anyway. Checkmate Fr*nchies

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Just say drobna burżuazja

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Dang you got us good. Oh no my flag, my flag!! france-cool

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fre*ch fuckers on their way to avoid saying letters in a word: 🏃🏃🏃

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

English people on their way to speak letters that are not in the word 🚶🚶🚶

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Polish people on their way to make every word unspeakable for foreigners 🏃💨 🏃💨 🏃💨

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Search how "oiseaux" is pronounced, 7 letters none of which are correct

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Studying fr*nch to argue with fr#nch liberals online

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't

Absolutely never

You're gonna suffer from severe brain damage

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

"51000 kms of road 🤓 ☝️"

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s like the guy who won a French scrabble competition, but couldn’t actually speak any French.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/21/424980378/winner-of-french-scrabble-title-does-not-speak-french

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you’re just learning to speak French ironically?

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Came for this, now satisfied.

[–] whodoctor11@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

il est littéralement moi. J'aimerais pouvoir faire de même avec l'anglais, malheureusement les stupides Américains ne connaissent pas une autre langue

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quand un client anglophone est trop irrespectueux, c'est toujours un plaisir de répondre en français et de refuser de continuer à parler sa langue.

[–] kig_v2@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Everyone >>>> French/Briish >>>>> Americans

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Ouuuuiiiii 🤌

[–] Life2Space@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Being able to speak as many languages as possible is good, actually.

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP peut toujours choisir de parler Wallon

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

T'es Wallon ? Je pensais que tu étais flamand

[–] DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Je viens des Pays-Bas et j'habite en Flandre, mais je parle fr*nçais

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Depuis quand ??

[–] Pili@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pétition pour renommer le Français en Congolais, comme réparation pour la période coloniale.

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If Werner Herzog was a real guy

[–] Earthprototype@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

~~well someone's mad~~

[–] Xia@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

Pas grave mon frère on t’aime quand même comme tu es ❤️

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Je ne comprends pas…ya dingus!

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The real enemy is Quebec 🚫