Toothless isn't a bear, he's a dragon
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023
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I'm shocked to realise that the kids who watched httyd in theaters as teens, are now (at least) the same age I was when I became a dad
I mean it came out 13 years ago so...
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
What kind of bear eats hamburgers?
Bear Grylls.
What kind of bear can breathe underwater?
Bear Gylls
What kind of bear is a fan of Final Fantasy?
Bear Gils