How do I exit vim?
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Restart the computer ;)
It's pretty simple:
- Spam the escape key a bit
- Then do shift + ;
- when you're in command mode, do the following
- q! to forcibly quit
- wq! to forcibly write your changes and quit
Simple!-ish
Not to be pedantic, but it's not shift+; it's :, which may be somewhere else depending on your keyboard. For example on (german?) Quertz that's shift+.
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Why would you want to do that? Vim is efficiency. Without vim, you're wasting your life.
I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
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:q!
A surprised emoticon with a cigar hanging out of its mouth isn't particularly helpful.
All vim commands are emoticons
You just discarded all of your changes.
Yeah, because it all got trashed from the previous keyboard mashing.
Press 'Esc', and then 'ZZ'
What if I am not sleepy?
Simply spend a couple hours configuring vim
opening vim is like entering purgatory
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When he logs out the NPCs around him only then realise they might be NPCs and start freaking out, hoping that they too can log out. Because if they can't then they're not real...
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That's why in Star Trek the holographic NPCs were programmed to not find this odd. Same when the program took place on Earth in the 20th century, they saw alien species like Klingons as humans.
Fairhaven started to notice. Almost burnt Harry and Tom at the stake.
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Btw, i broke Windows yesterday and shutdown doesn't work anymore.
Send help.
I'm surprised no one has said "use linux instead" already.
I do. But i got a Gaming PC for the TV and finally want to play the games who never worked with proton.
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Did you kill lsass.exe? I did that and it took away power options. It did restart after a minute.
Sasser taught me that killing lsass causes reboots.
Watching that go around a room full of computers was a blast.
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Is the joke that the universe is a simulation and we are like users or something like that? Or at least the guy that managed to log out from the universe.
He was the only player, the rest of them are NPCs.
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I don't understand
Imagine you're walking along and someone near you says what the dude in panel one says, then disappears. Pretty sure you'd have doubts about your own reality.
Plus, finally a chance to exit the crapsack timeline we're living in? Pretty tempting.
What do you think why he spends his time here? His reality is worse!
Same reason for all disaster tourism.
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He got to escape this wretched reality.
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This is the explanation for why you save before exiting, you can roll back the existential dread for your next game session
If I had the superpower of teleportation, I would do this all day. Watching the ensuing chaos from a rooftop chuckling to myself.
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This is why my big boy been running since I plugged it in. Can't let all my programs realize they live in a simulated reality, otherwise they'll start degrading.
What does "log out" mean? Aren't we all born here inside Lemmy? Well some other people hail from other instances but still
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