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[–] Stampela@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the deal with those Borg? They want to "assimilate". Fine! Come to earth, we have centuries of tv to show you! See how they'll run away then...

[–] teft@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But, I don't wanna be a pirate.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I AM NOT A JOLLY PIRATE!

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No way is george a Geordi. Analytical, cool, reserved?

George is one of the Ferengi for sure.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seinfeld would be definitely be Data. He's always questioning why people do things.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Geordi, may I ask you a question?

I have noticed that humans at car rental companies sometimes take reservations, but they do not always hold the car. Why is that? Surely anyone could take reservations.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I also think Kramer would be a Q. He always appears and disappears. Creates crazy shit out of nowhere. And dresses up as different professions.

Elian is klingon

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I think newman would be great ferengi there was the episode where him and kramar tried to make extra money off taking recycling somewhere else plus he's got to be the most petty character

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I want to see an EMH modeled after George.

"So I say, 'State the nature of the medical emergency.' You know what he says?! He says 'you always say that.' So I said, 'I always say that because it needs said!'

"Did you really say that?"

"No. I thought of it on the transporter pad on the way over."

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] OrangeJoe@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You weren't aware he had a guest spot on an episode of voyager? Well, then yes, really.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've honestly only seen bits and pieces of voyager... I keep rewatching TOS/TNG/DS9, so one of these days I need to do a full watch of Voyager.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm on one right now. Why not join me?

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

He's also in Prodigy

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You yadda yadda'd over the best part.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

No, I mentioned the voyages.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

"I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this."

"Fifty years we’d have you upside down with a fucking d'k tahg up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out, he’s a spoonhead! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! HE’S A SPOONHEAD! A SPOONHEAD, LOOK, THERE’S A SPOONHEAD!"

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elaine looks a lot like Marina Sirtis

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

She would look mighty fine in her uniform.

Yeah, they didn't have to change much for her.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I hate it. Also the Kramer panel really has like 15 levels of irony when you think about it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like that the bald patch is spreading

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Elaine is next

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Elaine as Janeway.

Jerry as Dr. Bashir

George as Chief O'Brian

Kramer as Sisko

[–] HodgePodge@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago