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I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!
SHAZBOT!
DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
HYA! HUH! HA!
LEON!
PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT
PROTOCOL <3
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
SILOS NEEDED
DO A BARREL ROLL!
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
AND THE UNIVERSE SAID I LOVE YOU
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
DOOR STUCK!
VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.
I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!
NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.