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In space… (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by kinttach@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In space no one can hear us cream

[–] LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Much appreciated

[–] zuu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle

[–] 2CatsOneBowl@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

This is fantastic.

[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

I can't find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?

And while we're at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

In space, no one can. Here, use cream.