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Not true. I can easily have just one row.
Yeah, I only eat one sleeve at a time.
They taste terrible
One drink according to my alcohol addiction apparently.
Potato chips
Lays Potato Chips
When I was little my mom was a health nut. All home grown foods and whatnot. We had a little black and white TV and I had seen the Lays commercials, "Betcha can't eat just one."
She started dating this guy and we kids were introduced to him at a Schlotzkys. My first time at one of those. I remember the larges looked HUGE to 4yr old me. They got some chips, too. And there it was, that bag from the commercials, oh it's yellow.
I took out a chip. Put it in my mouth. And never ate another. Cause fuck you. I can do whatever I want.
You're supposed to eat them you freak.
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Teeth. I guess you could, but more is advisable.
Oatmeal Cream Pies.
At least are meant to be eaten one at a time. Nutty bars on the other hand...
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Realest answer fo sho
Tattoos, once you get one it’s reeeeally hard not to get another
yes, this is why i advise people to skip the little tattoo and go for a bigger piece that will fit as part of a bigger tattoo.
Just this Tuesday I had the second session of my first tattoo as a full sleeve.
I am rather suddenly half sleeved from being naked 8 weeks ago.
Heart ventricles.
I'll show you!
Please put the scalpel down!
A shoe.
Gesundheit.
What if you only have one foot?
You see..
They still only sell shoes in pairs of two
So technically you cant just have 1..
Diiiiiiick. Spit roast me, fellas. 🤤
Double dick dude's ears just perked up
Lines of cocaine
Bollox, I had one years ago, thought it was complete and utter shite/not for me and stuck with psychedelics without doing any coke ever again.
Yeah, that's gonna be a naw from me, dawg. I've done every drug under the sun and uppers were the ones that stuck for me. Like...I kinda had a bit of a problem. I've been clean for a while now and do not intend to ever return to it though. Mushrooms were pretty fun, though.
Emergency contacts
Quantum entangled particles
Poops and Mitochondria(powerhouses). Also answers to your question.
Imagine how tired you would be with only one mitochondrion...
Im tired with how many i got now so im down to try
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Air
On the contrary, I've been using the same planet's air my whole life.
Same air, different breathe(same shit, different toilet)
Tribbles
My yubikeys and my hard drives
Hundreds and thousands.
Ants.
Quarks.
Sith.
Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.
- DARTH BANE
Podcasts
Balls.
If you drop the 's' then you only have one ball.
Most foods, really.
Rounds of disc golf
Clapping hands
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