I thought this was gonna go somewhere dark for a minute. Thankfully, it's weirdly wholesome?
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It's slightly less dark than the dark places we expected it to go.
It makes me think of kid-show and video game shennanigans that are used to substitute for sexual assault or harm to children. This is the version grandpa tells to his kids about what happened in his childhood small town.
Funny? Wholesome?
Definitely not wholesome to be grabbed and prevented from calling for help
Ok maybe I'm stupid but seriously how would you get out of this predicament.
Pull your arms into the sweater and take it off over your head
take your arms out of your sleeves, take off the pullover
It's not even a pullover - it has buttons in the front. Women's clothes are often stupidly thin (it's a marketing thing to make them buy more overpriced clothes) but regardless, you should be able to force the thing open, even if you can't wiggle out of it otherwise.
Teeth.