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[–] match@pawb.social 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You just want to watch the world burn, don't you?

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Just wants to watch the world cum

[–] MaxMouseOCX@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it's totally safe. Google "E621 safe vore" for more info about it being safe to eat

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Good point and you are right, but I'm afraid you missed the joke

[–] Devorlon@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

[–] Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 year ago

The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price

[–] Mestone@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the "with rice" bonus!

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk -1 points 1 year ago

let's not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?

[–] M0oP0o@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)

[–] Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

[–] dolle@feddit.dk 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

[–] dolle@feddit.dk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

[–] lapingvino@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

[–] match@pawb.social 0 points 1 year ago

Did you at least get some ensaymada or taampurado with dilis?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Vaporeon copypasta

[–] CyberCatBytes@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] debil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

...rillaamaan

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

[–] decay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

[–] Defenceplox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So it's actually quite good. An acquired taste.

[–] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

This doesn’t sound bad at all.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago