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[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Aye sea what you did there...

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You don't have to be gay to be dominant

[–] purahna@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback

[–] arkannon@iusearchlinux.fyi 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what? Send him, see what happens

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.

Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

IRL anime protagonist

[–] Iheardyoubutsowhat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Fuck Dan Crenshaw

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

skill issue

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] quicksand@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tomato tomato

[–] StealthToad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’m quite curious what this story is

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago

They're not like the other girls

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] silvercove@lemdro.id 0 points 1 year ago

Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social -3 points 1 year ago

Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different