this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.

[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn't fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I've never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone's dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.

I also got antibiotics as well as a steroid to use depending on if it was viral or bacterial (it was bacterial and I knew that from the start so I didn't bother with the steroid)

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They were the test subjects, they had to kill a few to learn!

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can I get some? ^Asking^ ^for^ ^a^ ^friend.^

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck, superscript doesn't work here.

[–] dejf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Works on my machine.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cannabis is probably by far the least harmful thing in there.

[–] victron@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

You murdered this meme