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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie

You're goddamn right

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Fish eating other fish isn't cannibalism. It's like humans eating other mammals

[–] gears@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

It's made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties

I don't know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.

Doesn't matter, would try. 🙂

[–] my_blackest_day@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The rat’s food

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One of my very best friends also said this. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.


♪ Young man! There are leaves all around

I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground

I say: young man! Won't it make a cool sound

When you

Stuff

It

In

Your

Leaf hole ♪

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.

[–] mitch8128@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything from house moving castle

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

*Howls Moving Castle

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

[–] broguy89@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'm sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2

[–] SharkNate_O@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.