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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Poland: "What about attacking Russia alongside with an ally?"

[–] sxan@midwest.social 38 points 6 days ago

Aye, I could do that.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Germany: "i thought these days would never come again. Fighting russia with poland and france like we did late 1700s and early 1800s"

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The original band coming back for one more single.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wouldnt say it was a band. Napoleon forced some of the germans, the others joined because they wanted to be on the winning side, and the poles fought with Bonaparte for their freedom

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So like a supergroup. Like the Highwaymen.

🎶"I wore a picklehaube, on the Rhineland I did ride..." 🎶

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

🎵🎶 I spilled the blood of the Saxon men🎶🎵

I know Charlemagne doesn't fit the definition of a Supergroup, but that's simply because when the term was coined, Christopher Lee hadn't joined any bands yet. So the creators of the term forgot to leave in the loophole that any band with Christopher Lee is also a Supergroup.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No thank you. Defensive alliance, sure. But not attacking. We're supposed to be the good guys, after all.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good luck convincing our politicians not to start a war after giving Rheinmetall a taste of the 800bn budget for a project literally called REARM EUROPE.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Our politicians didn't start a war during the entirety of the Cold War, either. You might have succumbed to the fallacy of thinking that when a weapon is purchased it needs to be used to kill people.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com -5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Surely the European weapons and troops didn't kill anyone during the Vietnam war, or the Korean war, or in colonies in Africa such as Algeria, or in the Gulf war, or in Yugoslavia, or the bombing of Libya, or in Afghanistan, or in Iraq, or very recently in Gaza.

Oh sorry, forgot those don't count to you because they're brown people or Asians for the most part! Massacres and colonialism against defenceless people don't count as wars ;)

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm a racist now for not wanting to be invaded? Get the fuck outta here.

[–] AES_Enjoyer@reddthat.com -4 points 5 days ago

You're a racist because you don't count the victims of European wars and atrocities because they're brown. You believe Europe is a moral commonwealth when in reality it's an empire as evil as Russia and the US if you look at its actual actions. You should delete your first comment in which you say the EU hasn't started any wars, I've already given you 10 examples.