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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Hey ChatGPT! Build a fully functional turnkey ecommerce website."

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That seems really round-about.

Just:

import Money

Money.make('rain')

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Python really does have everything

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sometimes they block that, so you have to do this instead:

me.accountBalance = exploit.infiniteMoneyGlitch();

You only get access to that method if you were born with rich parents, though.

[–] towelie@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

if revenue.isTaxed():
    exploit.commitFraud()
else:
    me.callDaddy(moneyPlz)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that what they did in Superman 3?

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Make me the most generic hello world in ReactJS." Wow it's so smart and conscious!

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh and make it FAST, no loading bars or spinners!