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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 1 day ago

My boss and the secretary were squeezing it into their applesauce every day.

The secretary was the same person who complained the doctors caught her trying to sneak it into her mom's hospital room and was trying to squeeze some in her mouth while intubated and said she needed to get her mom out of there to got a real Jewish hospital that would let her do it and cure her mom.

Both sad and funny stupid.

My boss would end up packing his entire family and their stuff from their house that would fit into his F150 truck and flee Florida to Texas for "More Freedom™"