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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean 'don't come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside'.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 6 points 1 month ago

That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Just pull the tape?

[–] hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

With really long nails on your toes.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tape splitter on your safety cutter

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

With controlled explosives

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

i just use a key, usually. it's about the only suitable 'tool' that i nearly always have close-at-hand.

[–] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago

With your teeth 🐺

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If it's not taped incredibly well, you can pry it open. It's hard if they actually used good tape and/or a lot of tape to close it.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 1 month ago

Snap it in half over your knee.