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Speaking of which, an obsession with dicks or second hand dicks totally sets off my gaydar. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but this post feels a bit like overcompensating, so maybe it's something to think about.
Like does it really bug you that a hand probably touched a dick or does it bug you that the thought causes a more complex reaction than that?
Either that or you don't really care about it that much but are saying it to trigger others who might care, which I can respect.
Recently someone I used to be closer friends with but we rarely hang out anymore because he drinks too much, he came over a mutual friends house while I was there and would not shut the fuck up about how he wasn’t gay. But like… nobody said he was. It wasn’t even a topic of conversation. He was just drunk as fuck. It got to the point where I was like dude… you’re projecting is there something you wanna tell me? And then he shut up.
So it’s a small town… I ask one of my gay guy friends who knows him (all the locals know everyone it’s a smallllllll town) if he has any thoughts and it turns out drunk friend has unfortunately been a sex pest towards him.
Drunk is bisexual and not handling it well apparently.
Everyone needs to get some humor in their lives. It does wonders. It's a completely JOKE post. Who would give any consideration to how many cocks a person handled before shaking hands with them. EVERYONE wipes their butt. Do rational people actually think about that before shaking hands? And what would be more accepable shaking a butt wiping hand or a cock handling hand?
I consider "shitpost" a great group for posting humourous and strange things. Geez, it's not serious stuff. There are plently of other groups for serious discussion and debate.