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[–] SJ_Zero@lemmy.fbxl.net 99 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What is this "retirement" you speak of?

Oooh! The period where they put us all out on an ice flow when we become too old to work!

[–] Decimit@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You think we will still have ice?!

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Seriously! Someone’s failing their mental aptitude test!

[–] Anomander@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I always thought the "ice floes" was just figurative, but apparently there actually used to be ice there! TIL~!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this "too old to work" you speak of?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is turning out to be a depressing thread...

[–] BedSharkPal@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A reflection of the state of the world then?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yup. Too real.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might just be autocorrect landing on the more commonly-used word but if you're interested, a floe is a sheet of floating ice. Sounds the same as flow but they are different things.

[–] SJ_Zero@lemmy.fbxl.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Hah, you have a point.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Too old to work under current technology? Don't worry your years on ice will not be in vain as we will awaken you as soon as the technology is available to get you back to work. You got to pay off that cryo stasis debt you didn't ask for after all.