this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 87 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 65 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 12 points 5 hours ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Go faster stripes FTW!

[–] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 7 hours ago

he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Paint a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Easy.

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 hours ago

"I'm crouching as hard as I can!”