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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 158 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I don't see how Paul wins here at all. Either he beats up a 60 year old man or gets beat by a 60 year old man. There's no way to look good in this.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 143 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He won 40 mil and Mike won 20 mil.

It was dumb, we paid attention, Tyson cashed in. Nobody was hurt. They both won.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Money doesn't make him any less a loser.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, but I would have really appreciated it if Paul was hit KO. Would have made everything just a bit nicer.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago

Well I think it’s pretty fair to say a lot of people were tuning in to see him get his ass beat. He’s made a career out of being a piece of shit that people want to see get knocked out. So he wins by us all hating him because if we’re hating him we’re paying attention to him.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago

Yes, same reason I would've liked GOT to have a proper final season. It's for the story telling.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, it would have.

I think if tyson won, they'd just get him to keep fighting weird fights.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"fight this baboon"

"fight this kangaroo"

"fight this pack of hot dogs"

"fight for your right, to paaaaaaaaartayyyyy"

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

He tried to fight a gorilla at a zoo one time. They didn’t let him.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd definitely watch Tyson take on all 3 of the Beastie Boys. Especially if the Boys dressed up in their Sabotage costumes.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would pay to see it, but I have a feeling one of them won't be much of a challenge.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

Is this really how I find out one of them died?

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Your comment is how I found out. Damn.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Sorry to report, it's been a while that MCA hasn't been alive.

[–] amorangi@lemmy.nz 9 points 20 hours ago

No, one of them went to live on a farm upstate

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nobody was hurt

I mean, they both also won just a little bit of CTE.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This wasn't the first boxing match for either of them; their brains are finely pureed already. As proof: they both agreed to this fight.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

60 mil between them, apparently.

Doesn't take brain damage for that to sound like a good deal.

[–] Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

You can have a little bit of CTE, as a treat.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

True. I guess i was thinking sprained ankle or something

[–] Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 48 points 1 day ago

Hit the old man enough to win by decision but not actually hurt him. That's the only real winning path - and exactly what happened.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Meh it's the 60 year old man's decision to fight. Your argument is in the same vein as "you can't fight against a woman". If they want it, so be it.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's not a fair comparison, age matters, most people don't get smarter or stronger when they grow old. More fair comparison would be "you can't fight against a child", some children are quite strong for their age, as Mike definitely is for his age, and some eager children would surely want to fight against a professional in his prime. But there's no point for said professional to fight them apart from a show match, and you don't destroy children or elders in a show match even of you can.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Other then the fact of "money" I don't see why Tyson did this. He's a fuckin legend and he knows he's better then this hothead youtuber. Paul his boxing pants are worth 1million because it's full of diamonds. How far from reality do you want to live. But whatever.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

It's not unheard of for boxers to get in the ring after their prime for exhibition matches. Why wouldn't they want to get more out of their career

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 0 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't fight a woman just because she wants it. I would feel horrible beating her up.

You have to understand that just because someone wants something, it doesn't mean they are thinking straight. You shouldn't take advantage of that.

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume that you wouldn't be the one being beat up.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 hours ago

It can happen, but statistically adult man vs adult woman is not a fair fight.

I knew a guy at university; started going out with this smoking hot girl. She was a regional champ in jujitsu; it didn't last long, turns out she was a violent piece of shit. Beat him up twice, he left after the second one. She had major anger management issues.

But you turn that story around a little, similar situation, girl has same anger management issues, but without the training etc, she is unlikely to be a threat to any adult guy.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago