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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 153 points 1 day ago (6 children)

We will never solve the Scunthorpe Problem.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 23 hours ago

there's a very trivial solution that always works actually, it's called "stop being a prude"

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Truly in a clbottom of its own

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hasn't it been proven unsolvable?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Impossible. There is always some mf named like cum-sock, smh

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

some mf named like cum-sock

Excuse me? My family BUILT this country!

[–] prowling4973@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Proven? I don't think so. I don't think there's a way to devise a formal proof around it. But there's a lot of evidence that, even if it's technically solvable, we're nowhere close.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried adding a few more kilobytes of regex?

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago

I swear, I just need 4-5 more graphics cards to solve this!

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Scunthorpe Problem

If only one could buttassinate censorship...

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't you mean buttbuttinate?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

I have no rebottomal for this comment.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, you could just use a vaguely smarter filter. A tiny "L"LM might have different problems, but not this one.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Awww, it's trying its best!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Indeed; it definitely would show some promise. At that point, you'd run into the problem of needing to continually update its weighting and models to account for evolving language, but that's probably not a completely unsolvable problem.

So maybe "never" is an exaggeration. As currently expressed, though, I think I can probably stand by my assertion.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It causes so much dawizard.