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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

don't leave out the fear of being title IX'd

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Going bankrupt?

Oh wait, that's chapter 11..

Title IX: Improved Intelligence is the ninth of ten titles which comprise the USA PATRIOT Act, an anti-terrorism bill passed in the United States after the September 11, 2001 attacks. It amends the National Security Act of 1947 to require the Director of Central Intelligence (DCI) to establish requirements and priorities for foreign intelligence collected under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 and to provide assistance to the United States Attorney General to ensure that information derived from electronic surveillance or physical searches is disseminated for efficient and effective foreign intelligence purposes.

So you're foreign and afraid of the director of the CIA spying on you to copy your flirtation techniques? Completely understandable.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

afraid of the director of the CIA spying on you

lol i came to terms with that long ago

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm going to bore him to death.

Now watch, as I open Netflix, scroll around for a bit, don't click on anything, close Netflix, open YouTube look at some channels, don't watch anything, close YouTube, open Netflix again, still nothing, close Netflix, fuck it, I'll watch Stargate again on DVD.