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Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify (consequence.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've got a toe shaped like an alien. Maybe that's worth something!

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Me too, the one next to my big toe.. On both feet.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have a small bag of nickels. Tell you what, I'll even throw in a rubber ducky.