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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 1 month ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 228 points 1 month ago (17 children)

i wonder why nobody signed the farewell card for the type of ass to sue for not getting a farewell card.

[–] roscoe@startrek.website 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I read your comment and scoffed, wondering who could actually believe this. The I saw the "Not" in the comm name.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boofing an apple obvs

[–] roscoe@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I vote for this to become official.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seconded.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Carried. roscoe boofed that apple

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm leaning towards either, "Fabricating The Onion," or "Puking The Onion." I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.

Edit: both my suggestions aren't any good next to "Picking/Plucking The Onion."

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Picking the onion

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,

"Plucking The Onion."

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

Pickling the onion

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Presuming the onion

When it is in fact, an orange 😌

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's not bad, but I'm not sure it beats the other suggestion of, "Plucking the Onion."

Edit: I misremembered, they actually said "Picking the Onion."

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