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First, why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is looking at things that are not a stellar body bright for the sun?
Second, what is happening with the sun's eyes? Is the sun drunk? Did it join a fight club?
Dude, they're literally called "sun glasses", they're made for him!
He’s high as balls
Stellar bodies would be more accurately called spheroids. And there is no direction in space. So the best we could say is that he's nondirectional as spheroids.
But he's tripping balls.
Reference from Terran normal. Height = min distance from surface of terra. Now whether we’re averaging times or looking at a snapshot, that is the question that should be answered in the framing of any question of height, else average be assumed as default.
Please don’t let my astronomer friend see this. She’ll judge engineers even harder than scientists already do.
Never heard of "High Noon"?
It's looking at you and your stellar body
He's not wearing them for him .... he's wearing them for you