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I fucking suck at cooking

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Microwaving the Pop Tarts is your first mistake: they should be toasted!

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should stay in the store.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They should never have been harvested from the tree to begin with.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, how do I put out a fire?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Throw more pop tarts at it to smother the fire!