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North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson treated for second-degree burns (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 6 days ago by givesomefucks@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“He is in good spirits, appreciates the outpouring of well wishes, and is excited to return to the campaign trail as scheduled first thing”

Damn, shame.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago

It's not so bad. I hope he stays on the ballot for his shellacking in November, then goes down with his wife (ayy) when they get arrested for the $130k they appear to have misused from the DHHS